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Squidgy Pyapps

Occurs the morning after a good lash on the wife beater (Stella Artois)and doner kebab. Confident crop dusting in the office is soon bought to a halt, when ones' kex are suddenly and explosively filled with gelatinous clarts.
Sorry lads, I'm going to have to leave the course because I've just loaded my undercrackers with Squidgy Pyapps. It feels like a flock of sparrows have just landed.
by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004
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Squidgy

An object that is personally special and pleasing in a unique way.
Those nesting beautifully crafted wooden boxes, the smallest containing a tiny carved animal were the most squidgy things I had ever seen!
by micromollusc July 24, 2005
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Squid

A slimy human that enjoys squirming his way out of unfavorable situations that he himself has created. This creature usually has a hunchy back and extremely slim shoulders.
Heather: Did you put your magic stick inside of my friends creation chamber you squid?

Dennis: Heather! Do I look like a squid?

Heather: Dennis you have so many squid like tendencies and I hate your guts

Dennis: STFU! Bye!
by Ronga-Sauce September 14, 2014
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Squid

1) A person who, while presenting traits of pleasantness and kind nature, lacks the social skills required to engage or entertain their audience.

2) A generally nice person who is also a bit of a loser. Usually vocally into lame/boring things like sitcoms and Coldplay.
Me: Hey, what did you think of Ben?
Friend: Eh, he's alright... but he's a it of a squid.
Me: How so?
Friend: Well, he was wearing a Foo Fighters T-shirt and kept quoting Scrubs.
Me: Man, what a fucking squid.
by joshykins69 March 15, 2015
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Squid

The act of taking someone else's possession without permission; stealing
Fuck! That motherfucker squidded my money from my wallet!

I think imma squid that guy's laptop.
by SeungyeonsRaptor007 March 27, 2019
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Tofu Squid

The leader of the new army, also know as the Squidians. The squid lacks in size but gains in brains in wit, has the upper hand in any situation.

Beautiful, intelligent, and above all strong-willed, takes no challenge too lightly.

Tofu Squid is the cause of every relationship failure.. i mean compare any man or woman to the squid even for a second and you will make the call to break it off..It was so written: ... for you knoweth of thy greater squidly being and you shall forever lay in wait for its many tentacled gaze to fall upon you in all its inky glory... "Squidianthians 18:74"
You have the mark of the Tofu Squid's scorn! You're as good as dead.
by tofusquid October 29, 2012
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Dirty Looking Squid Shit

Something so ulgy or something so fucked up its complete and utter squid shit.
Jamel looks like some dirty looking squid shit.
by SJDFOX March 19, 2015
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