non smoker

Someone who wants to look their age, smell nice, and live past 50.

"Wanna cigarette?"
"Naw man, that's just not how I roll; I'm a non smoker"

by No Tomatoes, please January 2, 2008

Smoke Machine

A Smoke Machine is a machine that shoots out smoke and hides your friend from dancing like a fool.

Also a Smoke Machine can be used in movies to create a fake fire.

How many fingers did you use on the Smoke Machine to hide drews dancing?

by Tyler3535 September 25, 2009

Holy Smoke

A term expressing excitement and urgency.

Robin: "Batman! The church is on fire!"
Batman: "Holy Smoke"

by Klatu February 11, 2010

skoke

the process of using Skype to smoke with someone who is not in the same room as you.

Ryan and I have a skoke date later tonight.

by Scoot Dogg October 8, 2010

Smoke a fag

1. Have a cigarette (British)

2. Kill a homosexual (American)

3. Kiss your friends while they sleep (Brazilian)

Pedro: Yes, I see that my friend Gabriel is sleeping, gonna smoke a fag!

Procceeds to kiss him

by rtl321 October 1, 2020

Smoke on the Water

An influential rock song telling the story of a real event in Montreux, Switzerland.

Down there is the first verse.

We all came out to montreux
On the lake geneva shoreline
To make records with a mobile
We didnt have much time
Frank Zappa and the mothers
Were at the best place around
But some stupid with a flare gun
Burned the place to the ground
Smoke on the water, fire in the sky

by StetanIslendar November 5, 2007

Shoked

(sh-OAK-ed) adj., The feeling of being surprised in a good way; of being shocked and stoked at the same time.

I'm shoked! I can't believe I won these Kiss tickets!

by Jason Watts April 22, 2009