When you cover your whole body with “I can’t believe it’s not butter” and baseball slide across the kitchen floor, ramming your cock into home base, also known as your girlfriend’s vagina:
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Get the Slippery Squid Shaker mug.The act of the man having to get up and go find a cum rag when nobody thought to get one ahead of time. Named as such because there is usually a slug trail from the bed to where the guy finds the necessary absorbent item. Often a t-shirt or towel is the first thing they find.
Ginger forgot to get a cum rag, so Chad had to resort to walking the slippery slug to the hamper to grab a shirt.
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Get the Slippery Luke mug.Male lays back flat on the bed. Female lays back flat on on top of the male but slightly off center🪕.Male wraps left hand around the/her neck. Males right hand plays the/her "strings" until there is sweet music coming from the instrument🎶
by Gingerish December 18, 2025
Get the Slippery Banjo mug.After taking a shit there is a build up of faeces right on the anus. When going to wipe not knowing this is build up is present the hand or finger/s slip in it spreading it around - a slippery gypsy.
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