oh boy
shrek is a flamin hot cheeto i must say
he's a green god can't be compared to a victoria secret angel his sharp jawline can cut bedrock and his abs are bulletproof
shrek is a flamin hot cheeto i must say
he's a green god can't be compared to a victoria secret angel his sharp jawline can cut bedrock and his abs are bulletproof
by bigppshrekdaddy August 27, 2019
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Bob: wow who's that 😍😍
Me: it's Shrek 😘😍☺️
Bob: I think I caught feelings 😍😘☺️
Me: welcome to the club 😍☺️☺️😚
Me: it's Shrek 😘😍☺️
Bob: I think I caught feelings 😍😘☺️
Me: welcome to the club 😍☺️☺️😚
by Shrek's follower May 31, 2019
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by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019
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During and most probably post-corona, millions of people work at home. Their employers keep track of them through software like skype for business, where a green light denotes a dutiful worker slaving away at the computer.
But everything can be manipulated and the light can shine green 24 h a day if you adjust the settings..
During and most probably post-corona, millions of people work at home. Their employers keep track of them through software like skype for business, where a green light denotes a dutiful worker slaving away at the computer.
But everything can be manipulated and the light can shine green 24 h a day if you adjust the settings..
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"I need to shrek out this afternoon, I have to go to the hairdresser and I'm out of comp time".
"I need to shrek out this afternoon, I have to go to the hairdresser and I'm out of comp time".
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