spider

when one person sits on a toilet and another person sits on top of them in the opposite direction. the two people then proceed to do their business concurrently.

there was only one bathroom and kate and i both had to piss, so we decided to spider.

by rico h March 7, 2009

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Spider-Man

His real name is Peter Parker. He became the hero he is today to avenge his uncle's death.

Hey Jeremy. Remember how we used to beat the crap out of that Parker kid back in high school. Those were the days. Now we can't even touch him or else he'll go Spiderman on our asses.

by Flash Thompson August 25, 2003

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the legendary clock spider, ninth leg is said to be what all religions worship, after it was severed from an epic battle with limecat. the clock spider and limecat then allied themselves to kill eternal ferret. May clock spider live forever

that is the one and only clock spider

by completely random December 13, 2008

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When your fisting someone and your hand is in their ass, you spread out your fingers as wide as you can and yell: SPIDER!!!

...and that was the last time I gave someone the spider before cutting my finger nails.

by Horse Cock Jonson April 21, 2005

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spider eye

the result of a person ejaculating into one's eye whilst they are dormant, on awakening said victim is in a sticky situation, as they believe they are blind, unable to open their eyes.This is often used as a revenge method on an unwilling participant of intercourse.

freddy gave kayleigh a spider eye when she fell asleep after refusing to feltch him.

by foleynshiv January 12, 2006

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