bo-selector, Bo-Selector!

choosing the best wood for archery

Man goes to archery lesson, first thing first need to choose a bow, have to ask the bo-selector

by Paul Brooks December 17, 2003

semen demon

one who suks so much cock that they are taken by the dark realm of haities and made a demon

by ox May 2, 2003

Selective Racism

The act of discriminating against selected idividuals of a certain race. To be specific, those who do not assimilate with their surrounding culture.

John: Look at Charlie Chan driving like an chink in his brand new Benz. I'll bet he's going to Parker Place

Dick: Fuck I want to bomb that place. It's just that I'm a believer in Selective Racism and might kill some cool foreign people!

by NOT A REAL RACIST May 11, 2011

semen

A fluid which sperm swims in.

That gay person eats semen

by anon August 18, 2003

selecta

Simply another word for a DJ. Often used in electronic music, but sometimes used for rap and anything else involving live concerts and vinyls.

"Wind it up selecta!"

by nyiddle March 17, 2007

Bo selecta

Pandering, unfunny television show that appeals to borderline retarded tossbags who shouldn't be allowed to own a television or use metal cutlery. Created by Leigh Francis, The sketches involve him parodying celebrities by donning a rubber mask and putting on a silly voice...and that's it. Oh wait a minute he also makes quite few reference to the female genitalia during said sketches as well. The whole doing ludicrous impressions of celebrities thing was done by Reeves and Mortimer some ten years previous to when this shit show came out and they were much funnier and inventive. One famous impression is of Michael Jackson who talks in street lingo for some reason. The point of this sketch seems to be being black, talking in a certain way and saying the word motherf***** a lot is in some way funny in itself. The show's most famous character is Avid Merrion who is a vaguely foreign character who wears a neckbrace and is a celebrity stalker. This character was created so that Francis could have an excuse to grab the arses of the various female celebrities who appear on his show. Various no hoper celebritys who have taken part in the shows' mock interviews include that dipshit from the band Busted, Patsy Kensit, and various others I can't be bothered to name. Slightly slow witted people will have you believe that their particiption in the show is somehow subversive in some way. It's not it's schmoozing bullshit of the highest order. It's fans usually pretend to like it because they want to be part of the herd and can't think for themselves, never quite knowing the why they like it other than the fact their "friends" like it too. When professing your hatred for the show they look confused. When asked to justify their love for it they usually look at their shoes, shuffle awkwardly and mutter "well the first season was funny..."

Idiot:"I like Bo selecta and also laugh at films such as scary movie and Meet the Spartans. Richard Blackwood rulez lol"

Comedy: (dies)

by Idespair April 5, 2009

semen grilla

noun:A human being of questionable integrity who hordes mass amounts of semen, then grills said semen over an open flame using tin foil or a similar grilling apparatus. What is done with said semen after the grilling process leads to the integral questioning forementioned.

Friend walks out to deck and finds other friend manning the grill."Oh my god...dude is that...by all thats holy i'm living with a semen grilla!"

by Bill April 19, 2008