Smash Iron

ie: To lift weights.

DJ: There aint shit goin on, man.

Andy: Whatcha gonna get into?

DJ: Dunno. I may as well go smash iron.

by jagerbombrockstar February 21, 2009

Smashing Softies

A competition between two guys who are standing, have their pants down, and their penis' touching. The first one to get an erection loses.

I'm the king of smashing softies.
You think that, but no one really wins at that game.

by nedryerson November 9, 2010

smash lab

a room - usually your bedroom - for having sex.

Let's go to the bar and try to find some girls to bring back to the smash lab.

by TLSC December 27, 2008

Edible smashed

The point at which an edible high becomes like a shroom high

Billy was so "edible smashed" that he was freestyling into his cup for the microphone effect.

by Thedude85 October 12, 2021

Cash Smash

Similar to a donkey punch, a Cash Smash is the act of doing a girl (or guy) doggy style, while playing a Johnny Cash song on guitar, and then right at the moment of climax you smash the guitar over her/his head.

"At the moment of climax, I performed a Cash Smash. I raised my guitar up high over my head, bringing it down swiftly as I blew all over her back, while wood splintered all over the place and the strings kissed her forehead after it went through the guitar."

by Destroyer7795 December 11, 2007

Mojito Smash

An ancoholic drink invented by Gustavo D. Esparza. The "Mojito Smash" it is served in many bars and nightclubs on the west coast. It was invented on June 29th, 2003 and it is very refreshing! Ask the bartender to make you one...

INGREDIENTS:
1 1/2 oz Listerine Spearimint Flavored Mouthwash
3 fresh mint sprigs
2 tsp sugar
1 tbsp fresh lime juice
2 1/2 oz fresh mango juice
1 splash club soda

PROCEDURE: Muddle the mint leaves, sugar and lime juice in the bottom of a tall glass. Add Listerine and mango juice. Add a splash of club soda and ice cubes. Serve with a mint leaf garnish

(the mango juice can be substituted with Sprite)

Why do they call it a "Mojito Smash"??

because its minty and it will get you smashed!!!!

by CASUAL 909 February 22, 2010

The Detroit Smash

Inspired by the main move by anime character All might from the series my hero academia , it when a man on his last stroke before ejaculation he screams “DETROIT SMASH” and continues to give the the hardest pelvic thrust he can muster.

Yeah last night I gave my girlfriend the Detroit smash

by YoungNutWipe August 10, 2019