Sliced Bread

It's a 'saying' to use when you're about to pee your pants and can't hold it any longer. Basically, a type of distraction to think of something totally different.
"I gotta pee so bad...I'm going to piss my pants" .... "Sliced Bread Sliced Bread"

"I'm not going to make it to the bathroom...shouldn't have had that last beer" ...."Sliced Bread Sliced Bread"
by ktone October 21, 2024
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liver slices

1) the beat up pussy walls resulting from countless poundings of meat in taco.
2) the smell and color resembles liver
wow Davey why'd you pound those liver slices???
by SETHMU October 14, 2008
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second-slicing

Removing the first slice of bread in a loaf to take the fresher one underneath it. Usually the second-slicer neglects to throw out the rejected first slice, instead choosing to crumple it back into the packet. This eventually leads to third- and fourth-slicing, until basically the whole top half of the loaf is stale. Also applies to: biscuits.
"Why are the first three slices of this loaf all crumpled and stale?"
"Urgh. That would be due to the second-slicing."
by FiendishT August 21, 2009
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Slice on the Side

A lover other than one's partner.
You break up with your woman? Who is this girl you are with?

We didn't break up. She's just my slice on the side
by fusion44 January 05, 2023
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To nice to slice

This is a woman who chooses adoption over the conventional method of bringing a child into the world. She is to posh to push and to nice to slice, so she adopts.
After seeing her sisters give birth to their children through natural and cesarian methods, Abagail figured she was to posh to push and To Nice To Slice so she chose to adopt.
by Moral Oral April 23, 2009
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If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets
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Sausage Slicing

The act of cutting ones sausage (penis) for sexual pleasure or torture
Dude last night Betty tied me to her bed and started sausage slicing me I was screaming in pain and pleasure
by Damen doggy January 21, 2017
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