Simple male

Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.

1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.

Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!

Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.

Average Male: Why is that acceptable?

Simple Male: Im off for a shag

by lijolwe March 17, 2009

SimChop

an word describing the chop of only the sexbeasts can do.made up by simon yole the Simchop mean looks pinner but is intense becaause it hurts.

"The crain,the egal,the tiger,the simchop"(like caratay style)

"Son im gonna give ya a good Simchop"

by Simchop May 14, 2009

Simblicity

Something that is so simple to do

kissing a girl is so simblicity
Get a headshot is so simblicity
makeing toast is simblicity

by efsgdfhbfg November 28, 2009

Simler

Simler is a tag based Social Network. Simler uses these “tags” in order to connect people with similar interests.

Dave: Dude, you hear about Simler?

Jake: Nah, man what it is?

Dave: A Tag Based Social Network!

by RttaM December 17, 2009

simalas

hot sex ;)

yo lets go have some simalas ;D

by asiaaa December 29, 2010

Simple Chapter and Verse

A bible reference that one may use in a real-life situation to simplify a long-winded statement or decision by breaking it down in short form. (a.k.a simple chapter and verse).

Guy 1: You're going.
Guy 2: No I'm not.

Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!

by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011

Simple Chapter and Verse

A bible reference that one may use in a real-life situation to simplify a long-winded statement or decision by breaking it down in short form. (a.k.a simple chapter and verse).

Guy 1: You're going.
Guy 2: No I'm not.
Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!

by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011