might-should

split usage of both of the words "might" and "should," implying a sense of both mild necessity and lethargy

When asked by his wife if he had planned on watering the plants and feeding the cats, Walter replied, "I might-should, if don't want a beating."

by John Raymond October 6, 2003

rabbit rabbit shoulder

To thrust violently in the missionary position for a short period of time before collapsing on the shoulder of the other during coitus.

Paul is a lousy lay. Rabbit rabbit shoulder and he's done.

by Noah Silver January 13, 2006

shoulderblade

your one and only

don't mess with that girl shes my shoulderblade

by dlocsp February 18, 2009

shoulder sex

when two peoples' shoulders are awkwardly touching (on purpose or not)

"Oh my god, would you two quit it with the shoulder sex already? Get a room!"

by c/loooooooove November 29, 2011

Should've-stayed-at-home day

A day when every single thing seems to go wrong, like dropping thing up to bumping your head against everything.

person 1:Ouw! WTF!
person 2:what's the matter?
person 1:hit my hand with a hammer, after i hit my head against the window.
person 2:major bummer.
person 1:it's a Should've-stayed-at-home day.

by DJ MTL April 1, 2012

Shoulder

An illegal sexy object.

Middle Schooler 1: Yo dude look at the shoulders on that one

Middle Schooler 2: Nice

by NekoNekoNyaa September 3, 2020

we should do something sometime

Phrase used by a person when they don't want to hang out with another person. Basically an excuse to get out of something. Ends up meaning that you'll:

o1.) Never see them again.
o2.) Ignore them from now on.

Ugly guy: "Hi. Do you wanna go out with me?"
Pretty girl: "Umm.. *pity look* sure.. maybe we should do something sometime.."

by dee-jay elle April 21, 2004