Pubing

Verb; The act of milking your pet grandpa....... (I'm serious)

Johnny asked Michael why he was so tried coming to school, in which he replied "I was up all night pubing".

by Tlobinomics55 February 1, 2017

Pubes

The crusty musty ironed hairs in ur gentiles

OH MY MARY UR PUBES THERE THERE SO LLL…onggg I CANT U MUST HAVE TO USE A STRAIGHTENING IRON ON THEM DAY AND NIGHT MY LORD THOSE PUBES MUST CAUSE SUCH ANXIETY LIKE WHEN THE ALARM GOES OFF AND U THINK ITS A ROBBERY BUT ITS NOT OR HOW ABT UR LEMONADE STAND WHERE UR JUICE IT OUT OF UR PUBES HUH HOW U LIKE THAT. ALRIGHT KIDS LETS END THIS OFF ON A GOOD NOTE VERY MOVING…

by Mary’s mom April 20, 2022

Alien Pube

olioq has these under his penis (he is a fat nigger)

"yoooo her fucking tits were halfway out"
"shut the fuck up you alien pube"

by woodball September 27, 2023

Pube Licker

A shell of a divorced, drunken boomer that crawls around like a spider looking for taints to lick.

Larry: Pete is starting to run around the neighbor hood on all fours.
Bob: Oh no, I think he's becoming a pube licker.

by JJ377 August 10, 2020

Elmer’s Pubes

The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.

Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.

by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 8, 2019

pube trim

A term used to denote a small amount of downward price action in financial markets

I think the SPY will see a 2% pube trim tomorrow

by Coujmaster9000 June 4, 2023

Fanta pubes

An Australian slang for red heads, where people assume their pubes are the colour of the Fanta drink, therefore- Fanta pubes

“I went down on this red head and she had Fanta pubes”

by BlueBird40 August 26, 2022