Pocket-tizer

When you have hand sanitizer in your pocket at all times so it’s available anytime you touch something nasty.

Omg I just touched the shopping cart before cleaning it. I better use my pocket-tizer before I get sick from the germs.

by FunkyValleyMom August 08, 2018

pocket download

(v.) to steal something

Hey man, I thought you didn't have enough money for that new game.

I don't, I just pocket downloaded it while the clerk wasn't looking.

by grundle bees February 23, 2016

pocket bones

A fat cock.

Check out the pocket bones on that homeless guy over there.

by Spifk December 16, 2010

gorse pockets

A New Zealand term for a kiwi that is tight and has scrooge type behaviour.

Gorse bushes are a spiky plant imported from scotland that run wild in New zealand that Know one likes...

Dave; I've been out with Johno for two nights in a row for beerzies... he hasn't bought a one yet......
Trevor ; Gorse pockets..!

by Jimmy Jammerson May 11, 2018

poly pocket

An attractive female or male that enjoys playing sexually with people that are married but non-monogamous or polyamorous

A fun plaything.

If a particular Poly Pocket happens to be a young, attractive bisexual female who dates entire couples, she would also be a unicorn

We have a dinner date at home tonight with my favorite Poly Pocket, my wife is excited.

by GlovedFox January 23, 2018

Putty Pocket

The asshole. The rectum. The bunghole.

She was massaging my prostate and her finger was deep in my putty pocket.

I was pounding Rachel’s putty pocket last night.

I just took a huge shit and my putty pocket is killing me.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Masa Pockets

The flat, doughy sagging buttocks of Hispanic persons, usually caused by the over-indulgence in tamales.

"That guy's masa pockets hang so low, he kicks them when he walks."

by Doc_Camber January 10, 2023