Plant Killer

Someone who repeatedly kills plants through negligence and incompetence.

Anyone - Nabs fam, can you watch my plants for me when I'm away?
Nabs - Yeah course fam, anytime.
Anyone - *Returns* Fam why all my plants dead?
Nabs - Ahh I couldn't reach them
Anyone - That's cold, your sick, fucking plant killer

by Olli88 January 29, 2022

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Plant-Maxing

Synonym for photosynthesis; To grow to one's maximum height as if they were flora or vegetation.

If you stay in the sun too long, you're gonna plant-maxing like everything else in the garden!

by John Fire Hydrant May 26, 2025

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Plant Porn

The act of fucking a plant, whether it be fiction or real. Wanna shove a cucumber in your pussy, you like plant porn. Wanna fuck the Mario piranha plant BOOM we got Plant Porn. We have it all for you kinky bastards UwU!

"Yo you been lookin at that plant porn shit"
"fuck yeah dude plant porn is fire"

by TheBoiBOB December 17, 2023

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Plant Juice

A relatively new type of juice which has seen its origins in Robertson, South Africa. This type of juice is derived from Jelly Fish Semen mixed with many different types of liquids including a small ratio of alcohol. It’s brewers mainly serve it and have always called it plant juice as the semen in its early stages looks like a plant.

The Kelly family went to the sea to find Jellyfish so that they can start brewing plant juice.

by Jellyfish_Juice May 16, 2019

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Julie the plant

rip to the best plant unfortunately rye Beaumont punched her then jack duff peltered her across the room then mikey cobban laid her to rest in the toilet RIP JULIE GBNF!❤️

Rye.. I just killed Julie the plant oops

by mikey Cobbans ballsack January 18, 2019

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