Pay Gooning

A deeply visceral, intoxicating state of arousal triggered by witnessing raw and uncut displays of wealth, lavish spending, or sheer financial dominance. Whether it's a girthy bank transfer notification swelling with potential, a big black Amex card thrust in motion, or the sight of someone drowning in luxury, pay gooning is the ultimate indulgence in fiscal ecstasy. Each transaction pulses like a forbidden rhythm, the flick of a trading app an act of financial foreplay. A well-hedged portfolio rises erect in a bull market, teasing with its tumescent growth -- always expanding, never climaxing, forever trembling at the precipice of monetary release.

The second that bonus check hit, I was pay gooning so bad I needed a cold shower and a financial planner.

by JBOE March 3, 2025

pay-source

Opposite of open-source

I was going to use open-source when I realized I had pay-source

by Anon Emos March 1, 2009

pay down

An ego deflating payment made to an athlete or performer guaranteeing a loss.

Impoverished boxers may choose to take a pay down, ensuring that they will lose their next fight.

by Sheik Foucault October 8, 2013

better paying job

a job that pays more than minimum wage in your society, in your zeitgeist.

son: I want to work but I dont want to nigger at McDonalds or Burger King, or perform some other unqualified job.

father: I have a solution for you. Shut up, get an education and then later on get a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to hopefully open your own construction firm

by Sexydimma August 26, 2013

Pay-to-Sin

When an adult mobile game makes use of micro-transactions in order to access a majority of the adult content in the game.

"So, I tried to play 7 Angels, but it killed me how much they made use of Pay-to-Sin mechanics. My chub was totally blocked by a paywall."

by ProxyFox May 14, 2020

Pais

She’s really good looking and cares a lot about the people around her. She’s the most beautiful person that you’ll ever know and if you find one you should never leave her

Damn Pais is kinda hot

by pcm017 November 3, 2021

pays the bitch

(idiomatic) To provide enough money to cover basic necessities.
similar in usage to "puts food on the table"

"Hey, how is that job at McDonald's?"
You know, it pays the bitch."

by mayonnainse January 13, 2025