Poofgin

Pooping while wearing new boots

I got to work today got dressed and ready for work and decided I needed to poop. Hit the bathroom and started poofgin in my new boots.

by KingCosmic May 12, 2023

aussie poofs

An Aussie poof is a white Australian who cant handle hot food, they don't eat chilli, or spicy cuisine from foreign countries, the only curry they like is butter chicken and are usually big sooks

Aussie poof: "can I get some more ice cubes in this water please? My mouth is starting to burn up"
Waiter: "bloody Aussie poofs"

by Cyberdelic bozatron October 28, 2017

Party Poofer

A person who gets your hopes up by saying yes or agreeing to attend an event, party, gathering, meet-up or get together, but then lets you down by bitching-up and backing-up on his/her word on the last minute. It's a technique commonly used to make the invitee feel important to the inviter, like a celebrity you can't touch or you can't see cause he's/she's a VIP. This becomes a habit of disappointment that you can always expect, that you get tired of inviting the person and then he/she complains of being left-out on awesome parties.

A: Dude, where the hell is Mike?
B: Man, nevermind him, he's a Party poofer. You know he just wants to feel important. Let him freeze wherever.
A: Yeah, he's probably at home surfing on some porn and masturbating.

by CommandereON May 2, 2018

Poofie

A selfie taken while taking a poo. But there are rules to follow for it to be considered a legit Poofie

1) Photo must be taken from the waist up (no one must know you are poopin')
2) You must make yourself look good (smile), as if trying to impress a love interest
3) If sending through snapchat, you CANNOT put a caption. (this is the "code" to others in the poofie world that said picture, is in fact a poofie)

*opens snapchat, "Oh wow isnt that a nice picture of......oh wait, shes poopin. That's a hell of a Poofie"

by Khabib April 29, 2014

poofteritus

When sombody that you have know that has been hanging around gay people and has just come out of the closit

Fuck man Jims brother has just suffered from a massive case of poofteritus

by Phill August 14, 2003

pooft-her

A woman that has alot of gay/homosexual friends

person1 "i'm gonna go out with one of my friends tonight"
person2 "another gay one?"
person1 "yes"
person2"wow you're a real pooft-her!"

by gangbang joey March 30, 2009

poofters paradise

A term for Parade College in Bundoora, Melbourne Australia. Mostly used by public school kids to define the place. Called that because everyone there is a fag.

“Bro, Joseph’s going to Poofters Paradise!”
“Always knew he was a fag.”

by acrobativity November 2, 2018