polish trashcan

a drink that involves copious amounts of vodka, rum and any energy drink.

holy shit, Erin threw up all over himself and Colleen while sleeping the other night, after getting bombed on Polish Trashcans all night. She was pissed and she made him clean up the bed once he woke up ten hours later.

by Chrismoose Nault May 29, 2010

Polish Straddle

In finance, a Polish Straddle is an investment strategy involving the purchase/sale of particular option derivatives and/or shares that completely cancel each other out.

W: I'm long 500 shares of BAC at $7 and short 5 call options with a strike price of $7.

A: So you're net long 0 shares.

W: ... ... ... Doh!

A: Ahh the Polish Straddle strikes again!

by The Polish Straddler August 26, 2011

Polish Grinder

The act of losing the penis inside a hairy woman's tight vagina possibly causing a severe rash.

Fuck she just gave me a polish grinder

by dhartzog23 December 14, 2010

Polish bloomers

An eastern european affectionate term for budgie smugglers

Father Ted said: "oh bejesus Declan, those polish bloomers look like budgie smugglers from this distance. Mrs Doyle look away - NOW!"

by Crazy Boyo July 29, 2010

Polished Sausage

Hiring a hooker to intwine ur raging boner within her nappy black hair until i resieves coat of hairspray that gives it a shiny glossy look

u know those polished sausages at costco ya that

by vendetta25 January 07, 2012

Helmet polish

1. Naturally occurring vaginal lubricant, produced when a woman is sexually aroused.

2. Artificial lubricant.

1. Man, Sharon was so horny, she was, like, just oozing helmet polish all over me!

2. Damn! Sharon wanted to butt fuck but she didn't have any helmet polish so I had to use spit. Gross!!

by Luftgescheft August 19, 2008

Polish Basement

The ground level room(s) of a split-level house. Not to be confused with the actual below-grade basement.

You want my parents to sleep in the Polish Basement?

by MCJR February 10, 2012