british opium plan

The British Opium plan is a war fought between great britain and china in which it benefitted drug smugglers. However you probably arent here for that, The REAL british opium plan is Lancey Foux (real name Lance O. Omal) is a british rapper who has ties to Opium, a record label by Playboi carti.

Yo, you hear about Lancey Foux?

Yeah, the british Opium plan.

by JAIL BROKEN March 27, 2023

Plan B-eriod

The period you get a week after you take plan B.

Guy: My girl's on her period I can't smash.
Guy 2: Wasn't this the issue last week?
Guy: Oh this isn't her regular, it's her Plan B-eriod.

by SantaEatsPuppies May 29, 2018

Maekin Battle Plans

An euphemism for masturbation.

P1: "Dude, you've been in the shower for like a whole hour. you better not be maekin battle plans in there."

P2: "Dude! Chill, I'm just washing my hair."

by Caleb McIntosh March 31, 2009

Planning In Real Time

When you’re playing it by ear but want to sound like a professional in front of the customer.

The customer continued to alter the scope even while deploying the solution, we had to start planning in real time in order to deliver everything in a timely fashion.

by The hitchhiker March 5, 2020

12 year plan

Something a nerd does so that they can act "better" for planning out their education. Only used to brag

Friend: Hey Kate, How are you?
Kate: Great! Just was discussing my 12 year plan for college!

by Hydroflask May 31, 2016

non-strategic plan

Work related activities that are done in a rush with seemingly no larger planning or thinking.

The proposal is due tomorrow, so maybe we should submit something. We don't have any current products that make sense, but hey, it's a non-strategic plan of attack! Cancel all my meetings! Hand me a pen!

by Lorilynn January 7, 2011

Ghandi diet plan

When a person decides to stop eating entirely, like Ghandi

Kevin: hey you wanna go on a double date with our girls?
Derant: where?
Kevin: new McDonald's down-
Derant:nae, sorry man,Michelle is on this new Ghandi diet plan

by phishtakow September 7, 2015