Oscar is one of the descendants of Pablo Escobar but a complete fucking retort-stand who hasn't even started to become a drug dealer and take over Australia. Btw he just wrote a definition about me (Anton).
Some druggo: Have you got any drugs, I heard you were the descendant of Pablo Escobar.
Oscar P.S: Nah I'm too much of a bitch to deal.
Some druggo: *STAB* *STAB* *STAB* you shoulda just gave me the drugs.
Oscar P.S: F-fuck...y-you *DIES*
Some druggo: Have you got any drugs, I heard you were the descendant of Pablo Escobar.
Oscar P.S: Nah I'm too much of a bitch to deal.
Some druggo: *STAB* *STAB* *STAB* you shoulda just gave me the drugs.
Oscar P.S: F-fuck...y-you *DIES*
Some druggo: Have you got any drugs, I heard you were the descendant of Pablo Escobar.
Oscar P.S: Nah I'm too much of a bitch to deal.
Some druggo: *STAB* *STAB* *STAB* you shoulda just gave me the drugs.
Oscar P.S: F-fuck...y-you *DIES*
Oscar P.S: Nah I'm too much of a bitch to deal.
Some druggo: *STAB* *STAB* *STAB* you shoulda just gave me the drugs.
Oscar P.S: F-fuck...y-you *DIES*
by why_not_hehe October 29, 2018
Get the Oscar P.Smug. He is very loving and caring , chubby but cute will make u laugh in whatever situation. is short and lazy he sucks in math but good in any other subject . If u find an Oscar hang on to him because u probably will not find some as loving caring honest cute and truthful he will not let u down and will try his best to stop your frown
In Oscar we trust!
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Oscarmug. "Dude, did you see 'The King's Speech'?"
"Nah dude, why?"
"Dude, it, like, totally won the best picture Oscar."
"Oh, it must have been an Oxford Oscar."
"Meryl Streep holds the record for the most Oxford Oscars, even though she's American."
"Nah dude, why?"
"Dude, it, like, totally won the best picture Oscar."
"Oh, it must have been an Oxford Oscar."
"Meryl Streep holds the record for the most Oxford Oscars, even though she's American."
by TedCruzisJesus69666 July 23, 2016
Get the Oxford Oscarmug. Oscar is a slag for women, especially me;) A little bit a lot good looking. Always in the dog house. Too nice. Doesn't give you enough attention. Always on that bloody farming simulator!!! Never makes his bed. Is a legend. Claims he's the boss, yet he does everything I tell him to, SIMP. I guess he's hot. Very loving and apologetic. Cries if I dont respond to him. Clingy. Has major attachment issues. Ideal boyfriend, go bag an Oscar rn!!!
Oscar
by Charl the beast March 4, 2022
Get the Oscarmug. oscar is very very short but has a very big sex drive he gets very freaky at night he goes for the thick chicks with a slim waste his always up for a good tickle in the bush before school he is very handsome and will always pick you up if your down he doesn't like people in his way and throws the best bath partys
by xxxnuggetgirl123098xxx April 22, 2020
Get the oscarmug. If you have a cat named Oscar be aware that you might get randomly fucked up, they can be calm but trust me don’t fuck with them, they are bipolar asf
Dude oscar the cat was sleeping with me then randomly start biting my dick
Bro Oscar the cat just ran up my wall and drop kicked me
Bro Oscar the cat just ran up my wall and drop kicked me
by Splash 💦 February 5, 2022
Get the oscar the catmug. Oscar is a handsome guy. He is very good at everything and he gets all the hot girls. He is very smart and has an IQ of over 200 because he watches Rick and Morty. He is great at sex and amazing at kissing. This is the guy of your dreams
by Raxsodk February 1, 2019
Get the Oscarmug.