by kyred007 January 08, 2009
(noun) when men whine, bitch or otherwise complain; when men can't make up their minds to hit it, date it or leave it. Basically, when men aren't "men," when they become 1950's housewives. When any of these actions occur, MAN TEARS are produced. Some women find this to be a turn off. When Man Tears are produced, some women may bottle them up, refrigerate them, and throw 'em back like a shot. After that, "it's on to the next one."
male Coldplay fan. "I hooked up with this dude last night, and then found out he listened to Coldplay. Then he said he couldn't wait until I met his mom. I laughed and drank his Man Tears!"
by Paris Kiivett August 20, 2011
The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.
by Alastus April 06, 2016
noun. a delightful beverage to be sipped while cackling evilly or just fun to watch as they stream down the cheeks of the broken wretches you have utterly defeated. These may be gathered after activities such as revealing a bun in the oven is your doing, opening a giant can of whoop-ass or targeting an uncooperative captive's homeworld with planet-destroying lasers from a fully armed and operational battlestation.
by GoinRoje May 05, 2021
Real Jesus tears is when something very truamatic has occurred and you begin to cry. The tears are not the same at just crying though. When you cry real Jesus tears you can feel the pain and suffering in your chest and stomach.
by Just frickin peachy February 06, 2017
Jeff: Dude my ass hair was getting so long and I didn't want to cut myself trying to shave so I did an Anal hair tear.
by hatesjeff November 14, 2009
The little drop of pre cum you get on the tip or your member when a girl gets you going but doesnt finish you off.
I was in the back room getting a mean handy from Alex when someone almost walked in. Obviously she wasn't down to finish me off so when I went to go pee, I saw a phoenix tear on my tip.
by Cuntbear September 11, 2015