Noodle Hawk

noun-A person who goes to great lengths to see a penis, mostly indigenous to Afghanistan.

I knew he was a faggot because he was noodle hawking me in the shower." or "I was pissing the other day, and this fucking noodle hawk showed up out of nowhere just staring at my junk!

by MoneyMikeHatten July 8, 2010

noodle groover

A wacky person, or one who does odd things, usually a high or very high person, most times a tweaker on a 3 to 4 day run without sleep.

why is freddy trying to cook with a plastic bowl on the stove?

Oh.... freddy is a noodle groover.

by silty pimes March 7, 2008

Love Noodles

The act of forcing a person down on your cock during orgasm so the sperm shoots through the nasal passage and drips out through the nostrils long, white, and noodle-like.

I held that bitch down on my cock when I busted a nut and love noodles shot out her nose!

by pmoneyshotz January 6, 2010

Noodle Fucker

The act of Masturbating with Ramen noodles. Most stick their penis in a bowl of very hot Ramen Noodles. This could cause a slight burning sensation in the groin area.

Brian: Dude! Do you have your cock in a bowl of Ramen noodle?

Steve: Yes, Why do you ask?

Brian: Doesn't that burn?

Steve: It is causing a slight burning sensation in my groin area.

Brian: Dude! You are such a Noodle Fucker.

by GrandAmGuy2020 September 30, 2005

Noodles-For-Toodles

A children's name for "Ramen" or "Top Ramen". Instead of asking for Ramen or Top Ramen from their parent(s) or grandparent(s), they will say "Noodles-For-Toodles" instead, since it's silly and more fun to say and easier to remember than just plain ol' "Ramen".

"Gramma, can I have some Noodles-For-Toodles?"

by RainbowChan June 17, 2008

Ballsack Noodle

Type of Japanese noodle made from ballsacks of whales. Tastes very good with Chinese Kung Pao Doggy Stir-fr.

Person 1: Hey, look that chink has some ballsack noodles!
Person 2: Those are really good, you know?
Chink: Ballsack noodle are very high in Vitamin D.

by Herro My Name Is Dumpling March 19, 2011

tall noodle

a smol bean but taller

always in my heart tall noodle, yours sincerely smol bean

by meanpeoplearetrash May 15, 2020