An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025
Get the The Real Dealmug. a deal/sale that's extremely below original value. it is a deal that is found by a ghetto man/woman that is so set on not paying full price, that they are willing to buy the product on extremely shady sites and places.
brandon: hey fam, i got that flat screen on sale for $1000
john: i got it for 200
brandon: how the crap fam?
john: i found a ghetto deal
john: i got it for 200
brandon: how the crap fam?
john: i found a ghetto deal
by Words of God January 13, 2020
Get the ghetto dealmug. 
by uh_duh12 October 4, 2011
Get the Dry Package Dealmug. by SRMVegas December 17, 2010
Get the piecha dealmug. Clip The Deal:
Clip The Deal got your back while Grocery shopping. It will let you shop more & earn more cashback.
Will always give you honest reviews on 700+ products.
"Clip The Deal is 1st Digital Grocery Deal Platform in MENA"
Clip The Deal got your back while Grocery shopping. It will let you shop more & earn more cashback.
Will always give you honest reviews on 700+ products.
"Clip The Deal is 1st Digital Grocery Deal Platform in MENA"
by Rick morty November 23, 2021
Get the Clip The Dealmug. When one enters into a purchase of an item or service at a significant discount. This is also commonly referred to as a 'deal' etc.
by The forty six May 12, 2019
Get the Chicken sandwich dealmug.