nice mullet

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by JMproduction 18 September 12, 2021

Mullet Yard

Business in the front, party in the back. A yard that looks conventional from the street but becomes increasingly unusual the further you go towards the back.

You'd never know they have a gypsy camp in the back. Must be one of those closet hippy types with the mullet yard.

by Prof. Pressure April 8, 2019

crotch mullet

Business in the front (penis / vagina)

Party at the back (anus)

When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina

1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!

2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!

by lollerfishy June 22, 2011

ponytail mullet

When your hair is too short to be in a ponytail and the bottom falls out, giving the appearance of a mullet.

"OMG she ratchet, look at her ponytail mullet"

by wtfdoesthismeanidkbro April 26, 2014

freedom mullet

When you have hair long enough to resemble a mullet on your anus

Moniques freedom mullet was long enough we could braid it.

by TheArchDud March 27, 2024

Mullet

A couple people who could save the world (or at least America) with a mullet

1. Rambo
2. Snake
3. That’s it, Rambo and Snake

“This dude just went full Mullet head on the other team and saved our asses!”

by Eudico-on-steam August 10, 2019

Nicole Mullet

A feminized mullet characterized by curtain bangs, usually blonde or brown. Often worn by hot edgy chicks named Nicole.

Cody: "Damn bro, that girl rocks that Nicole mullet..."
Ethan: "hell yeah, you should ask her out"

by K'lyn Nicole March 7, 2023