Pump Muffin

A cute looking girl who has somewhat of a muffin top, but not to much to be considered a pig; One night stand material. Also, you cannot consider her good looking enough to have continued relations with.

Alright, we got the three slam pieces, Jim, you got the pump muffin

by ElKeeblerElf October 2, 2010

muffin maker

An obese person whose legs chafe so badly that talcum powder or other dry applicant needs to be applied; but due to perspiration and walking, the applicant gets kneaded by the legs into a dough-like material that consequently runs down the person's legs.

For the record, a nurse introduced me to this term when describing aspects of patient care.

Dude, check out that porker's legs. I bet that fat's kneading stuff into dough as we speak. What a muffin maker.

by m.t.p. December 28, 2008

Stuffin the Muffin

Having Sex with

At the party, I was stuffin the muffin with this chick from the Southside

by Johnny, John December 11, 2003

Drag Muffin

The twink boi who is the drag queens bitch.
Usally blonde, 5'10, 145 lbs, young, hung, and dumb.
Said boi fetches cosmo's, ecstacy, and coke on drag night.

Also see fluffer.

"Hey boy wonder we need a little assitance in the batcave."
"Your left breast needs more birdseed."
"Destiny I can see your ducktape."

by Derrick September 14, 2004

muffin top

The roll of fat that slumps over the waistband of too tight lowrider jeans.

"That girl is cute but look at that muffin top."

by Kevin Jahn June 11, 2006

Pocket Muffin

1. A muffin you keep in your pocket when you are leaving the place where you got the muffin.

2. A sex act where by a woman is pleasured by someone sticking their hands in her pocket.

I am glad I took this pocket muffin because I am starving.

I am glad I took part in this pocket muffin because I was board.

by Fatrazmo December 20, 2010

Muffin Tops

1. That barfalicious fat that hangs over the top of a person's pants when their jeans are a few sizes too small.

2. The most delicious and fattening part of a muffin that results in definition 1.

That girl ate so many muffin tops that she turned into one.
An example of you are what you eat.

by chronic-psychedelic March 8, 2009