Mississippi Whitewash

Act by which a male ejaculates into their hand and smears the contents onto a recipient's face like a paint brush.

"My mom told me human sperm is good for the skin, so I selflessly gave her a Mississippi Whitewash."

by Frank Sterling December 31, 2013

Mississippi Mud Puppy

Doggy-style anal sex with a girl missing a tooth.

Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!

by Mr. Eric Shay November 5, 2010

mississippi pot roast

when you and your brother spitroast your sister together

Yeah, I've had a threesome before. We did the mississippi pot roast!

by holdenfraserwatson January 16, 2024

mississippi soup kettle

When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off

I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle

by Brickhouse11 October 16, 2020

Mississippi Housefire

When a guy has recently eaten spicy food and then eats a girl out . The vagina probably stings

I had sizzling fajitas 15 minutes ago with ghost pepper hot sauce so there’s going to be a Mississippi Housefire

by BGODMAFIA March 7, 2018

mississippi fire fighter

The art of lighting a girls pubes on fire and then putting the fire out with your cun

Hey babe wanna give am the Mississippi fire fighter

by Bobbies69 September 5, 2016

Mississippi Meat Pie

5 dudes and 1 chick in a sexual relationship

Carl and the boys had a Mississippi meat pie with Candice after her shift

by Mike Cocknballs November 21, 2020