Reverse Mermaid

The sexual act of copulating from behind while dunking their head in the bath.

My hair is wet because my boyfriend just did the reverse mermaid on me.

by ivlogtv October 8, 2023

Mattress mermaid

1) A person (typically a female) that is content with laying with anyone on any bed with the intention of engaging in sexual acts; they are so content with doing the sex on any bed, because it's like their natural habitat.

That girl is a mattress mermaid, because she don't care whose bed she climbs into to get plowed.

by One1Upp July 17, 2024

Alyssa Mercante

Kotaku senior editor on Ubisoft's payroll, who yells "m-u-h racism" while simultaneously promoting the race based rewriting of an entire culture's history.

"I don't care what your teachers (or history) taught you, Yasuke was the first black samurai" ~ Alyssa Mercante

by ChopStix36 July 25, 2024

dumpster mermaid

Scavenges for items in dumpsters. This could be for various reasons, including finding unique or vintage items, recycling, or simply out of necessity.
• Often has a bohemian or alternative style. This might involve wearing unique, often handmade or thrifted clothing, and possibly incorporating elements of mermaid or oceanic themes into their appearance.

Hey, put your beer and cigarette down and tuck your gut in you Dumpster Mermaid

by Reverend Big Jon December 11, 2024

Blind mermaid

When a woman is taking a bath and a man cums in her eyes. Also applicable to a woman sunbathing at the beach.

Malissa was having a bath after a long day at work and john came in and turned her into a blind mermaid.

by Chooch6969 April 12, 2025

Dirty Merano

A Gay man jerking too low fat curd cheese while doing the helicopter with his Cock and proceeds to have an orgasm upside down on his fried eggs to keep his proteins stable.

"Going to the gym today was so hard, I really need a dirty Merano right now..."

by Gooningman69420 July 7, 2025

AN Mermaid

A woman who’s so fine and her whining so fluid that it feels like she could pull you underwater with one move

We call them AN mermaid because their dance is so hypnotic it feels like they could drag you underwater with one whine

by UltimateLightSkin December 7, 2025