Maekin Battle Plans

An euphemism for masturbation.

P1: "Dude, you've been in the shower for like a whole hour. you better not be maekin battle plans in there."

P2: "Dude! Chill, I'm just washing my hair."

by Caleb McIntosh March 31, 2009

Makin Shapes

While lying in bed with a potential sexual partner in front of you it's the act of making the same shape as them and thrusting your frontal region into their nether region, ending if successful in a reach around.

Makin shapes is widely considered to be the best way to start off a night full of love making, bondage and coitus.

by duckoysterman February 20, 2011

Making Goulash

Taking a giant soft crap. Typically creating after eating at a German or Polish restaurant.

Hey Hayes, is that your stomach? "Yeah i'm making goulash."

by Cobbler Crapper March 8, 2011

Making Trail Mix

1) The combining of dried fruits and aged nuts into a edible treat.

2) When an elderly man squeezes his salty shrunken balls into an old ladies dried apricot cooch.

1) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop salivating.

2) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop masturbating.

by Richard Thimble November 14, 2011

Maskirovka

The Russian loanword maskirovka (literally: disguise, camouflage, concealment) is used to describe the Soviet Union and Russia's military doctrine of surprise through deception, in which camouflage plays a significant role.

The plague was originated in China, as well as did one of the greatest single Maskirovkas in the history of modern espionage.- World War Z

by Ekenlat October 20, 2013

making haste

To run or leave an area at a rapid pace.

After ding dong ditching the neighbor hood pervert you look over to u friend and say (we are making haste now)

by Jon trollinski January 16, 2014

mashing curries

When Indian people have sexual intercourse

Hey did you hear? Anand and Rima were mashing curries last night! Definitely putting that Kama Sutra to good use.

by Sage146 February 18, 2014