Mississippi River Pee

The Specific water in the Mississippi River

I love drinking Mississippi River Pee it tastes like raw eggs

by KaiTheCrusader June 24, 2022

Mississippi oyster

The Mississippi oyster is a big phat raw horse pussy with a side of tabasco sauce.

You got a camel toe like a Mississippi oyster

by Nut smasher August 22, 2021

Mississippi Magnet Fishing

When the recipient inserts a magnet into a rear orifice then a person with a prince albert piercing proceeds to fish for the magnet with their piercing

Girl 1: How are you and your boyfriend doing?

Girl 2: Feeling a little off today, my boyfriend failed going Mississippi Magnet Fishing.

by hammerlol August 18, 2024

mississippi mud mask

When you are having anal sex and you pull out and jizz on their face. Then use your cox like a paint brush spreading the jizz and truffle butter on their face.

I gave my old lady a mississippi mud mask and now she got pink eye.

by Grit Sharpenson October 19, 2017

mississippi mud hound

When you a banging McCarthy’s mom in the poop shoot, pull your dick out whip it on the pillow and shove her face in it. Not to be confused with Mississippi blood hound

I gave McCarthy’s mom a Mississippi mud hound, don’t kiss her. Who’s a bad girl!

by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021

Mississippi Fart Stopper

Noun; refers to a gay black dude’s dick. The term was coined in Mississippi in the late 20th century in response to an uptick in homosexual activity in black communities.

“Did you see the Mississippi Fart Stopper on that dude? I wouldn’t want that in my fart box.”

by KrustyKreatorofKaos March 28, 2022

Mississippi Lawnmower

Whilst having intercourse in missionary position, the male or female penetrating forcefully rips out the receiving ends pubs, causing blood to drip down toward their vagina, they are usually screaming in pain. The penetrator rubs their fellatio in the blood and reinserts it. The act is usually done on siblings.

"aye man my sister and I tried the Mississippi lawnmower last night, it was amazingly rough."

by gongjio January 31, 2023