Minge Whinge

The crying and mood swings of a woman at 'that time of the month'

Friend - "why are you crying? Has something happened?"
Girl on period - "No, I am just having a minge whinge."

by cbjt December 1, 2013

Minge bag

Someone whose being a proper cunt

People who drive like a minge bag

by Gillster June 25, 2018

Ming mong

Ahh a ming mong. An alternative name for Kate Rooney

Ah look over there, a ming mong trying to run a mile

by Stella atois October 7, 2019

Minge monkey

Typically a man who's always chasing after women

Blimey, Tony is a right idiot! When will he ever stop chasing that minge? The saft minge monkey!

by Scrange_Matress June 13, 2016

minge puppet

a woman that is most commonly sought after for her vagina

I turned that girl into my dirty little minge puppet

by bigcockfratelli February 14, 2012

Mac Ming

Stop taking SARMS Pussio

Kevin: wanna do some cardio
Mac Ming: nah wanna do arms
Kevin: stop taking SARMS pussio

by Yuki Tsunoda June 27, 2022

ming bag

someone, usually a girl, who is very ugly.
derived from "Minger" (ugly person/girl).

Joane is an absolute ming bag.

by Kool_Dude_HaMeR March 11, 2007