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Internet Kaput

Internet kaput a forbidden spell that only the great magician and one of the four holy games titosplayz can cast the leader of the tits army
This spell can instantly shut down the enemy's internet connection as well as their pc/phone and power
Also it can be countered by offering 14 goats at the holy shrine of big nigga in greece...if titos casts this spell twice it will double the radius of this spell and the time the effect takes place
Sexygamer4450:Look at this noob it's an easy win gg
TitosPlayz:INTERNET KAPUT
Sexygamer4450:hey what is going on what kind of spell did you cast on me i swear i will never play this game again please don't do it PLEASEEEEE
by MinecraftGamer34 June 18, 2019
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Kur kapan

Ivan: lets go to the kur kapan
Toma: ok it will be fun
by Na maikati putkata September 25, 2019
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pulling a kaplan

The creation of too many puns in succession in an awkward grammatical format
I went hysterical after reciting so many puns then I realized I was pulling a kaplan.
by Bear kid June 22, 2015
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Pi Kappa Alpha

Get the most girls, have the most fun and the other frats are jealous.
Pi kappa Phi=the gay fraternity, Pi Kappa Alpha= The Straight Fraternity that definatly gets the most girls.
by True to the Word February 22, 2011
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kappa delta

rich sorority girls who will snub you if you are not on the lacrosse team. these girls go out at 9 p.m. and go home by 11 p.m. the only thing they are good at is snorting coke and egging guys on (when they all have boyfriends). at schools where "kay-dees" are not your typical over-bronzed, daddy's girls, they are usually complete cows who spend all of their time studying (unlike the girls who are able to be fun and academically put-together). at schools where kay dees have formal rush, they tend to only present their prettiest girls, and have no problem being fake (since they are all the time anyway). they are all light-weights who think they are better than everyone else, and unlike most sororities, there is a 0% chance that you will ever find a real, genuine, down-to-earth kay dee girl.
"the only person that i've ever met who's more of a light-weight than you is that kappa delta chick."
by sixhick June 2, 2009
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Kappa male

A male who loves sarcasm, dank memes, shits in urinals for fun, lives outside the social hierarchy, and hates women (me). Alpha males are scared of him because he is so awesome and intinidating.
Wow, Tyler is Such a Kappa Male he is awesome and cool and called Carly a Bitch
Yeah He's awesome
by anal tornado 69 May 18, 2021
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kapitza's pendulum

The periodic movement of the Indian male genitalia before engaging into Kamasutra-type sexual intercourse as part of the corresponding religious ritual.
Indian dude 1: "Why is Mittal standing naked in front of Ansa shaking left and right? Was the curry she made too spicy?"

Indian dude 2: "No, he is just getting ready to make love to Ansa using the kapitza's pendulum method as described in Kamasutra chapter 5."
by discodelyoso86 January 23, 2014
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