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Juan

A bitch who is self centered asshole who doesn't care about their gf and most times retarded and make stupid ass jokes that people find funny and will definitely never become famous or smart and will probably be poor
juan is a dick
by hrufvesfuwfrw8 March 23, 2020
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Juan is a very handsome guy that hit on every girls. Most of the time he’s already in couple but still want to hit it on Friday night. He’s a total fuckboy but still girls can’t get enough of him that’s why it’s a circle .
1-Omg I texted Juan last night and he wanted me to send nudes. I totally did it

- I understand I would have done the same thing even if he has a girlfriend
by Gingerbread_isthick March 24, 2020
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Short fat boy who eats a lot of tortas and is obsessed With fortnite he can never stop playing and eating,
Juan: Oof im full
Stomach:eat more
by Zbsjxbshdhsjdj May 20, 2020
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A little bitch who is always depressed, he never wants to get his shit together and sleeps in closets and on couches.
“Hey do you know juan?”

“That depressed kid who sleeps in a closet and in his living room?”
“Yeah❤️“
by stankrat500 June 2, 2020
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by k3n1a July 10, 2020
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Juan is usually really attracted to guys . Really knows how to please them and makes them Fallon love with them. Juan also knows how to start up a really good morning and is a sweet boy but if you get him mad he will not be happy. Loves to talk but not to people he doesn’t know. Juan is overall a very good guy with a big dick. But he saves that for the guys so tuff luck for all the girls.
Juan is gay
by Made by his boyfriend July 14, 2020
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Total bitch. He is always fucking around with you and he talks the most shit even though he got no hoes. Sometimes he’s cool but most of the time he’s kinda gay.
“Fucking Juan keeps stealing my shit, the other day he said I was ugly like nigga, the bitch got no hoes!”
by 1.3.4-1 August 11, 2020
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