by Fuck- July 30, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. jordan is a fat ass loser with an intelligence level of 0 he is a guy that has no respect for hygiene and that causes the class to smell like rolls of sushi and is known to brake many girls hearts jordans are known to look like boys who have big noses and small asian eyes.
jordan is a .............**************** who can often be a********************
by jordan stalker May 21, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. (Not true for all Jordan's)SHE IS THE BITCHEST GIRL THERE WILL EVER BE, SHE IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR AND TAKES MIKE AND IKE DEPRESSION PILLS. SHE DOES NOTHING TO HELP ANYONE OR TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT, SHE HURTS PEOPLE AND THEN BLAMES IT ON INNOCENT PEOPLE. NO ONE DESERVES TO BE TREATED THE WAY JORDAN DOES. SHE "SLEEPS" WITH RANDOM PEOPLE AND FUCKING MAKES CRINGY MUSICAL.LYS AND YOUTUBE VIDEOS. STAY AWAY FROM JORDANS!!
THAT GIRL IS A BITCH SHE MUST BE A JORDAN
I HEARD THIS GIRL TALKED ABOUT PLANNED PARENTHOOD SHE MUST BE A JORDAN
I HEARD THIS GIRL TALKED ABOUT PLANNED PARENTHOOD SHE MUST BE A JORDAN
by CASHMEOUSSIDEHOWBOUTDAT January 31, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. The crustiest cream cheese complexion looking ass you will ever see. Homegirl looks like a healthy crackhead all 24 hours of the day. She shops in the old lady section of target. A typical female Jordan will never have to worry about boy problems and usually thinks their intelligence is much higher than it actually is.
by 123qasdfw45 November 1, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. by Crustyavocado December 13, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. 