Jonathan

A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!

Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass

by Blanco niña December 29, 2019

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A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!

Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass

by Blanco niña December 29, 2019

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A person who many girls find attractive yet once you meet him and talk to him he is very simple and straight-forward. He is very athletic, he especially excels in basketball even though he is considered to be like Russel Westbrook. He does not pass the ball, nor does he have ice in his veins.

"My teammate is a real Jonathan"

by coldhooper24 June 6, 2018

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A really interesting individual.
Don't let his charm fool you, he's an emotionless sociopath.

Girl1: Omg like, Jonathan just texted me
Girl2: Stay away from him, he's no good

by MillyWilly December 24, 2017

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A sweet cute guy that always loves to smile. when he need something he give you acute face you can't resist he often has a hairstyle similar to a acorn cap.

Whos he?

Oh he's Jonathan Oh

by erwtg erWGer January 13, 2018

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