Final day of January. People born on this day tend to be successful, talented and lovers of near-legendary prowess.
Last night I hooked up with a guy who fucked me so good that I can't walk straight this morning. It was incredible. He must have been born on January 31st, or something!
by Fantasma Mouthgasm October 16, 2019
January 12th is Minecraft day which is when the gamers show their love and appreciation for Minecraft.
by SuckMyDickHotline October 18, 2019
Fuck everyone you want. 🤪
by eununevajg January 21, 2020
National Kick a short person day. Anyone who is shorter than you, You can kick. If anyone taller than you kicks you. You can’t kick them back
Hey your pretty short “Kicks”
What was that for
National Kick a short day
Today is January 16 too ya know
What was that for
National Kick a short day
Today is January 16 too ya know
by DrEEg0 January 15, 2021
Do whatever your boyfriend wants day. You must do whatever he says whenever he says it. This is so that it’s fair for boys since girls have a “National do whatever your gf wants day”
by jfucudugivivdf November 13, 2020
National hang with your boyfriend or girl friend day! ☺️❤️👻 Don’t leave em’ hanging go hanggggggg monkeysssss 🤣
by YO-GIRL-PEIRODT January 23, 2020
the day that epic gamers and dumb bitches are born
person: wow do you know that _____ was born on january 10?
other person: wow _____ is pretty cool
person: yeah i know 😎
person: wow do you know that _____ was born on january 10?
other person: wow _____ is pretty cool
person: yeah i know 😎
by stannct October 16, 2019