does this shirt make me look fat

"does this shirt make me look fat?"
"yes"

by mike lemon May 03, 2009

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Wait does my crush like me??

No. Get the fuck out of here if you think that. If you say that, you will be struck by an arrow that says, FUCK OFF and you get smited to hell in under a second. Dont ever question it.

Bruce: Wait does my crush like me??
Jenna: HEY LUCIFER! GO FUCKING SHOOT THIS FUCKTARD WITH THE ARROW

by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019

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Does this make my butt look big

a term women use to give men no chance of winning

if we answer no then they are to skinny
if we say yes we are insulting them

best answers are

no your fat makes your bum look big in that

or

fuck this for a game of soldiers im going down the pub.

by dave garnar June 09, 2005

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what does ratio mean?

This

Joe: ratio

Dumbass:what does ratio mean?

Joe:( ͡° ʖ ͡°)

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by Ck'Crimson April 26, 2021

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Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

by gonsfootball February 10, 2012

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