13 inches

Okay why are you here at this point?

Yes, it means a 13-inch dick. If you have one, then god did seem to like you.

Have you seen Jake's 13-inch dick? 13 inches? I don't know if I could even take it!

by ItsSurreal February 13, 2024

Two-inch

A derogatory term for a colleague saying their like a two inch penis a useless F-ing tool

Fuck sake two-inch is at it again he's put the tractor in a ditch

by Slack rat May 19, 2023

Tre 1 inch

An idiot that think he is cool because he is the man, the myth, the moron, Tre 1 inch. But in reality he is more of an idiot that does dumb stuff.

Look how dumb Tre 1 inch is being!

by idiotandnomore June 29, 2022

alley inch

Any unspecified unit of measurement in undefined inches, feet etc. that is required to fit object A past or into space B.

Hey will you move that dumpster over just an alley inch so I can get my car by.

Please give me just another alley inch of room to get my bicycle into the garage.

by Mezomitch August 14, 2009

packing inches

"Packing inches" is a slang term referring to having a larger-than-average penis size. It implies a size significantly larger than the average, which is around 5 to 6 inches erect.

"I saw Avery in the shower, and he was packing inches. It was quite the sight, and I couldn't stop talking about it."

by hungryhippo13 January 27, 2025

Inch

Commenly refereed to as an hour of sleep from people in the financial industry; or the length of your appendage

“Severe lack of inches last night lads”
“An abundance of inches had over the weekend”

by Supertuscan88 September 9, 2018

11 and a half inches

A really big dong.

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.

by EmsyXx October 10, 2020