Hit the kitchen floor

to move back in with your parents as an adult

Craig hit the kitchen floor after he got out of jail, but he's trying to get back on his feet.

by Pseudonym ray March 21, 2020

Lauren Kitchen

Amazing Beautiful Funny Girl. Love you to bits!
Blonde hair, 2 different color eyes, and short

Lauren Kitchen is the Best!

by Knk0504 June 27, 2019

Ohio Soup Kitchen

When seven homeless butch lesbians, have a Gangbang in the back of a Ford Ranchero.

OMG! Did you smell that Ohio Soup Kitchen!!!

by MissHeels November 14, 2023

Kitchen Mother

A banned Japanese Anti-Drug PSA from 1982 that's considered to be the scariest, most disturbing Anti-Drug PSA ever to air on Japanese Television. It features a young boy crying next to his meth-addicted mother throughout the commercial.

Person 1: Holy shit man! What the fuck happened to you?
Person 2: Bro, Don't watch an 80s Japanese PSA called Kitchen Mother on YouTube... It will fuck you up for life...

by DuwangKaizer December 1, 2024

Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

The maneuver an alcoholic must execute immediately, upon entering his kitchen and finding hard liquor waiting for him.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.

" I uh.. got to... mow the lawn right now."
*Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Kitchen Camera

what’s used by ur parents to spy on you and see what you eat so they can mock you for being fat

me: im going to make lunch
mom:ok
*watches me from the kitchen camera*

by nothingyouveseenbefkre January 16, 2022

Xbox in kitchen

When someone stands in the kitchen with boxers on with tomoto soup in one hand, controller in the other and looks at the 480p moniter at a 90° angle. The xbox sits in the fridge and the moniter can be seen either on top of the fridge or on the wall. The kitchen is ofen very cold"

" how do you play xbox?"-person 1
"I play Xbox in Kitchen"- person 2

by WildWillez December 13, 2020