iowa hot pocket

A lizard that is a slizzard and it bites the males penis in half then the male lizard shares the half penis with his family

Hey mu lizard just had an Iowa hot pocket

by Fireslizzard July 27, 2016

Hot Pocket

When your construction co-worker is busy on a ladder and you unload a tube of caulk in his pockets. He can't wash it out and the caulk will dry and seal his pockets. He'll keep on wearing the pants for years because he's a construction worker.

"Why are your pockets glued shut?"
"Because homie gave me a Hot Pocket"

by scumbbag June 26, 2019

Hot Pocket

When a woman has a hysterectomy and her uterus and crevice are removed, the vagina in essence leads to no where this becoming nothing more than a pocket. A hot pocket.

Lea had a hysterectomy, now her vagina is nothing more than a hot pocket

by In Law Hate May 9, 2018

Hot Pocket

When you and a partner have Intercourse in a sleeping bag.

Yo, do you want to come in my tent and make a hot pocket? We got sausage

by mayapenny September 30, 2018

hot donkey pocket

when you donkey punch yo girl and she shits insteads of tightening like a normal donkey punch

i WAS doing anal and about to donkey punch that bitch then the did a hot donkey pocket

by DONKEYFUCKERPUNCH August 18, 2017

Hot Pocket

Coming inside of a woman who is on her period and another guy eats her out.

Rafael and Nikki invited Sam over for a threesome. Nikki was on her period which was perfect because Sam was hungry for a hot pocket.

by Rafael&Teegan June 26, 2021

Egyptian Hot Pocket

When a woman mixes crocodile dung, honey, and sodium carbonate to make a contraceptive paste they then enter into the vagina and copulate with.

P1: Dude, Susanna and I totally did the Egyptian Hot Pocket!
P2: With crocodile shit?
P1: You know it!

by fucjsucnsluts July 9, 2017