High Point Baptist Academy

A private school in Pennsylvania in the middle of nowhere where kids who are broke themselves but their parent's have money go because if they went to a normal high school they would be bullied. Students just use daddy’s money to buy their yeezys and not clothes because the uniform forces you to wear the same pair of pants everyday. The guys either graduate and get engaged by 19 or grow up to be a pedo. Girls at HP are some of the most basic white girls you’ll ever meet who thrive on drama. Bring your kids to HPBA if you have the money for the tuition that goes up every year and therapy. Lots of therapy.

“Why is your son so depressed?”
“Oh ya well, he’s go to High Point Baptist Academy. We are very rich by the way!”

by What’sItLikeToChew5Gum December 16, 2019

north stanly high school

A school containing extreme wannabe rednecks who claim to be broke but have $60,000 trucks sitting in the parking lot ready to drive back to the 5 car garage at home. The minority includes emo kids who express pain by begging to be hit or stabbed.

That kid at North Stanly High School asked me to stab him yesterday. I spit my dip in his face.

by WendysTweets April 18, 2017

Knox Junior High

School where all the whites kids think they're black and the black kids want to be white. Mexicans eat spicy chips and think they are bad. White girls are basic asf and walk around in lulu lemon and gucci belts. basically hell.

Kid 1: Wow Knox Junior High is hell on earth
Kid 2: *hits juul*
Kid 1: kys

by ClimateChange December 2, 2019

Howard High School

The oldest school in Howard County, it's actually a relatively nice building after the renovations that ended in 2007. It's sometimes known as "Howard is High" for an alleged drug bust that involved a former guidance counselor. Also, before the dictatorship known as Ms. Massella arrived in 2004, the place was full of drugs and scumbags, and the athletics were terrible. Now known mostly for its track and cross country teams, the school also boasts decent football and lacrosse teams, and a phenomenal softball team. Long Reach is by far Howard's biggest rival in football and basketball. The party scene is pretty mediocre, and the school dances are early the worst in the county, as Massela insist that the lights stay on and the playing of Frank Sinatra when anything close to grinding starts happening.

Before 2004 - Person 1: "You go to Howard? Damn what a shithole"
Person 2: "Yeah they found couple ounces of weed in some kids locker during the last drug bust"

After 2004 - Person 1: "You go to Howard High School? Damn I heard your principal sucks"
Person 2: "Yeah, she really cleaned the place up, but now its turned into the fuckin army or some shit"

by howarder September 27, 2011

Lakewood Ranch High School

Where it is more than common that students get fucked up on drugs and other shit, constantly. You can't see the original concret because of all the dip spit and gum on the ground. Generally filled with gangsters and rednecks. There is literally no trouble in finding the drugs you want.

Lakewood Ranch High School...Damn

by Yourniiig March 10, 2011

that's so high school

A phrase meant to indicate how immature,meaningless,irrelevant,trivial and idiotic someones actions or attitude is.

Are you going to the rave tonight?
No,man. That's so high school.

by wolfbait51 June 8, 2011

high-transport

When you are high and standing around with in a group of people. Then all of a sudden you realize you all just moved to a different location.

Your positions don't really change but you notice that you moved based on your surroundings.

It only counts if you can't remember the thought process that brought you to where you are.

"Dude weren't we just by that tree?"
"Yeah man we just high-transported"

"I don't remember moving here, we must have high-transported."

"Weren't we just by that white thing? We must have high transported."

by Open Casket April 6, 2010