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north greene high school 

A very small high school located in northeastern Tennessee with a population of approximately 300 kids. Where everyone is blood related and still fucking like it's nobodies business. Everyone, including the girls, got dip rings in the back pocket of their blue jeans. Their sporting facilities consist of two cow pastures used as a football and baseball fields, and then a gym so small that everyone sweats like whores in church. The guys drive there daddy's tractors to school and wear there muddy boots and faded wranglers. The girls act faithful and godly but would spread there legs for anything with a dick. Needless to say it's full of inbred rednecks that are fucking their 1st cousin behind their 2nd cousins back.
Good ole North Greene High School, where I met my wife; I also met her at the family reunion but who's takin' tabs anyways.
north greene high school by Fatjack72 February 15, 2017

green guilt 

The feeling that you should do more to help the environment and save the planet.

Green guilt will make you donate money to plant trees to offset your carbon footprint.
green guilt by Jille October 11, 2007

greenager 

Greenagers can often be seen volunteering to pick up trash at local parks.
greenager by anon.ymous1 September 22, 2009

Green Movement Yuppie

Acronym for Young Urban Professional who is into the green movement. Group whose culture blends the hippie/counterculture values of the 60s and the materialistic values of the 80s. Usually found in Starbuck's, organic food stores, and generally are into outdoor exercise activities such as running, cycling, etc. Generally liberal in their political views. They tend to be self-confident and place an emphasis on personal appearance/status. They may also exhibit green “techie” tendencies, where they purchase/endorse “green” technology that complements their outdoor lifestyle (hybrids, energy efficient light bulbs, digital books, etc.).
"A Green Movement Yuppie just parked their tofu filled Lexus Hybrid at Starbucks."

"Look another Green Movement Yuppie eating Kashi bars on a $6000 bicycle"

green smoke 

the first toke on a joint. the person who lights the joint gets the first clean toke of green weed. after that every toke has resin.
"dude, gimme the green smoke!"

"nah man. the green smoke is mine"

Green Grocer 

A derivative of the term 'broccoli', referring to marijuana. A green grocer is a weed dealer, specifically one who lives a semi-lavish lifestyle .. and deals in large volume. In the right context, this guy can be both a dealer, icon, and friend. This guy plays it safe and knows how to dodge 12. See 'Silver Grocer' for a weed dealer who's grown rich on hash. (In the trap at cesjds)
Guy 1: Hey man, you that green grocer everyone's been talking about?
Guy 2: Keep it low *whispers* Yeah I got that loud
Green Grocer by ImNotColbert January 9, 2017

green spirit 

This green spirit is the shit man