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Grandma

1. The source of all cookies

2. The slowest group of drivers n the US
3. Someone who is cooler that. Your mom
Eh grandma i would like a cookie
by Niikeeeee August 6, 2016
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National chuck your grandma down the stairs day

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.
Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day
by Eternal_ May 21, 2024
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Grandma Nuts

Yes, infact grandmas do have nuts
dude you smell like "grandma nuts"
by Isamsmart November 3, 2019
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keep up grandma

Slang for "You’re very slow”. Not the brightest person, this person doesn’t have to be physically old.
Me:so ya jeff ran to school today
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?

Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????

Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma
by The True Oracle April 19, 2018
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Grandma Rose

A girl who acts like an old lady. Dresses like an elderly woman, goes to bed early, curses, and is very opinionated.
Don't invite Ruth to go out, she'll want to pull a Grandma Rose and be home in bed by 9p!
by BabyRuthie January 15, 2019
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Grandmas rainbow

Mainly practiced in 3000 B.C. this ancient ritual of worshiping a grandmas sexual body parts after crossing a rainbow while strange was actually popular to partake in while in Egypt, This has been hidden for thousands of years until recent murals in Egypt showed how beloved it actually was all that time ago.
BRO I WISH I COULD SUMMON GRANDMAS RAINBOW RIGHT NOW THAT SHITS LIT
by burhhhhhh June 22, 2021
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