Grandma

1. The source of all cookies

2. The slowest group of drivers n the US
3. Someone who is cooler that. Your mom

Eh grandma i would like a cookie

by Niikeeeee August 6, 2016

National chuck your grandma down the stairs day

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.

Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day

by Eternal_ May 21, 2024

Grandma Nuts

Yes, infact grandmas do have nuts

dude you smell like "grandma nuts"

by Isamsmart November 3, 2019

keep up grandma

Slang for "You’re very slow”. Not the brightest person, this person doesn’t have to be physically old.

Me:so ya jeff ran to school today
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?

Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????

Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma

by The True Oracle April 19, 2018

technology grandma

someone who isn't too old nor too young for technology

i am a technology grandma too!

by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020

Grandma Rose

A girl who acts like an old lady. Dresses like an elderly woman, goes to bed early, curses, and is very opinionated.

Don't invite Ruth to go out, she'll want to pull a Grandma Rose and be home in bed by 9p!

by BabyRuthie January 15, 2019

Grandmas rainbow

Mainly practiced in 3000 B.C. this ancient ritual of worshiping a grandmas sexual body parts after crossing a rainbow while strange was actually popular to partake in while in Egypt, This has been hidden for thousands of years until recent murals in Egypt showed how beloved it actually was all that time ago.

BRO I WISH I COULD SUMMON GRANDMAS RAINBOW RIGHT NOW THAT SHITS LIT

by burhhhhhh June 22, 2021