"An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand"."
by TheOverWatcher November 2, 2019

“Grandma Billy’s coming!”
by KidGamer27 October 15, 2019

by Mrlouviolet February 3, 2022

Aunt Grandma Cheryl is an overweight woman with a blue cap and a striped shirt. She created the universe and is the most powerful source on this planet. She loves facebook and oftenly posts on it.
by Aunt Grandma Cheryl Fandom September 20, 2024

i very old pirate who somedays can also be fly guy and is related to a very short guy who cant see Christmas colors
by Big booty Judy?!?!?! May 13, 2022

Sally: We don't have a condom! Should we use a plastic bag??
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.
by thatswhack June 12, 2018

When someone who is particularly fat has it all stored in their pants and gives them a massive bulge hence the name, grandma bulge.
by Meme Dungeon July 1, 2019
