Holly Griffin is the coolest chick. She's almost as cool as Sally Poole-Warren, but not quite. She likes to lol. and play bases.
So one guy says to the other, "woah dude that holly griffin chick is so cool i want to marry her" and the other guy replies "no way man shes mine, weve already played bases"
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1. That guy who somehow knows everyone, gets into every event for free, and always shows up with the energy of a caffeinated golden retriever. Will loudly hype you up in public and then disappear for three days because he “accidentally went on a spontaneous trip.”
2. A man who can fix your car, quote TikTok sounds, and emotionally confuse you within the same 24 hours. Known for sending the “u up?” text at 9 PM instead of 2 AM, which is even more dangerous.
3. The human equivalent of a Friday night that accidentally turns into Sunday morning.
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1. That guy who somehow knows everyone, gets into every event for free, and always shows up with the energy of a caffeinated golden retriever. Will loudly hype you up in public and then disappear for three days because he “accidentally went on a spontaneous trip.”
2. A man who can fix your car, quote TikTok sounds, and emotionally confuse you within the same 24 hours. Known for sending the “u up?” text at 9 PM instead of 2 AM, which is even more dangerous.
3. The human equivalent of a Friday night that accidentally turns into Sunday morning.
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