Sloppy Gandalf

Spray of mucus and vileness producing films of desk fungus and cubical rot, often followed by moist nasal clearing.

Frumpy just sloppy gandalfed and needs a wet nap.

by Cubewarrior February 2, 2017

The gandalf

Sex act in which the male is pulled around by his beard while blocking her passage.

My girlfriend gave me the gandalf.

by Sbmetalhead August 8, 2018

Going Gandhi

When you are silent on any social media/gaming platform due to a communicational ban or personal choice.

"Hey, want to talk over Xbox?"

"Nah, I'm going Gandhi for now."

by TheOmega8000 May 16, 2019

mrs.gandhi

A horrible maths teacher who walks around with her button open and tissue in her trousers and is a midget that wears the same clothes every day

Stop being trampy your acting like mrs.gandhi

by Teacherroaster181 November 9, 2019

the gandalf smoke

when you smoke a joint handsfree. everything you would normally do, you do without your hands. only real og‘s smoke like this.

„ey yo bro you smokin‘ the gandalf smoke?“ „hell yeah bro“

by JetiRubik February 2, 2020

inverted gandalf

When a Bearded man stands his woman on he hands with her ass facing him and when he eats her pussy his beard tickles her asshole.

" I need to go buy some shampoo. Anna and I did the Inverted Gandalf Last night after Burritos."

by Reverend Gibs May 20, 2020

Proper Gandalf

Proper Gandalf
Synonym: Serendipity... the right place at the right time.

A wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he needs to.

That were proper Gandalf lad, you showing up when you did.

by Vemtrex September 10, 2020