Jersey foot

The foot of a New Jersian which is so callosed that almost thing can hurt it. This condition usually occurs to people who live by the beach, (not down the shore), and also play a lot of sports. The combined sports blisters, and sand work togeather on the foot to form a thick, hard layer of skin which is nreal impenatrable, and immune to pain. Anyone that has a Jersey Foot can be seen easily walking around bareoot on the beach sand, and pavement on the brightest and hottest of days where as anyone else has to jump and sprint around in futile attempts to avoid burning layers of skin off their feet

fag bennie: Yo man, you see that girl, how the hell is she walking so easily down the beach when even i had to juimp from shadow to shadow?

Local: Dude don't you know?, everyone around here has the Jersey foot, the heat doesn't bother us.

by jersey beach bum October 16, 2005

Foot knuckling

The art of inserting ones toe up whatever orifice, all the way up to the hilt

Shit me mate......he stuck his toe right up to my tonsils - the dirty low down foot knuckling son of a bitch

by Burtonez September 12, 2009

That was my foot

A usually annoying common usage for those who get their feet, hands and/or other bodily parts injured by another person. But, the real controversy is if it was their foot, then whose is it now? But, if you look upon the other side of this controversy, you can see that perhaps the that-was-my-footer is saying what the other person injured. The choice is up to your usage!

Hey! That was my leg!
Hey! That was my foot !

by LSDfreak April 26, 2011

monkey footing

when a monkey is supposed to carry out a certain objective but becomes sidetracked by monkey circumstances

loosen up your grannie panties and stop monkey footing around chris.

by brons December 30, 2007

Foot Nipple

The growth of a milk-holding sack on the foot. Sometimes it brings you luck or super powers.

Hey man! Can I caress your foot nipple?!

by Spav Spug May 22, 2014

Foot Washers

People who suck up to the protesters.

"Damn bro, you see those people sucking up to the protesters"
"yeah man, those are some real foot washers"

by Swagnutz720 June 10, 2020

foot party

you need at least three people. your left foot goes in the mouth of the person to your left and your right foot goes in the butt of the person to your right..forming a circle.

the human snowflake that we made at the foot party was beautiful, i think i saw god.

by foot party council September 25, 2013