flake

When your friend always makes plans to play gels with you but always bails last minute.

friend: yo lets play gels Wednesday night!

you: hell yeah

day of -

Keaghan: Actually I can't play tonight...

You: You're such a flake

by Pistoltov June 4, 2021

Corn Flaked

The act of violently snapping somebody’s spinal chord in a similar action you would use to snap a corn flake in half. yeah

“aw dude, he didn’t reply to my text! i’m so angry!”
“oh really? he’s getting Corn Flaked next time i see him”

by tr3estub November 8, 2020

Flake

flakes: definition: cool and seeming mysterious and interesting. used in a sentence: dang, that girl is some kinda flakes alternative definition: flakes (or flaky) meaning out of ordinary, a rare breed of cool.

Wow, that group looks really flakey. I want to be a flake.

by Flakes flakey June 1, 2018

Flake

Ryan Graesser.

Kellogg's had to pay Ryan Graesser endorsement money because he was such a frosted flake..

by JoeCreen August 24, 2017

Brian the Flake

When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.

Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.

by Bernsteinbearlove June 18, 2021

Frosted Flakes

When You Bleach Your Pubes.

Dude, I just got myself some Frosted Flakes. The lady is gonna love it.

by CloudeSmoke August 2, 2020

flake news

inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events

There's just way too much flake news on TV. Honetly, who cares if David Beckham has a cameo part in a film?!

by Danlod May 22, 2017