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turtle fairy

They guy you get your turtle from.. If you dont know what turtle is look it up!!
Friend: hey can u get any turtle?
Me: Yah i just gotta stop and see the turtle fairy.
by sugaababy February 4, 2010
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fairy lady

1990s slang for a lesbian who bottoms during sex.
i heard veronica was a fairy lady.
by heartica April 20, 2018
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Bong Fairy

A magical creature that lives in a forest. It gains power from the earth's core and marijuana. It is the least studied creature in all of cryptozoology, but one of the most powerful. It has severe ties to the hidden religion Carstianity from the movie series Cars. The Bong Fairy is small in stature and has large bongs in place of hands. It also has teeth in place of feet as well feet in place of teeth, this is the reason the bong fairy's mouth is sewn shut. However, it is still one of the most powerful entities in the multi-verse.
"I think a dragon could beat a bong fairy."

"Are you kidding!? A bong fairy could destroy a dragon."
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Dingle-fairy

A species of fairies that are known for hanging off of or being near buttocks. Known for their high pitched voices and eating feces. Can be used as an adjective for people as well.
I was playing counter strike yesterday and there was some dingle-fairy in the lobby.
by FaekNome June 17, 2015
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fairy weed

Cannabis flowers that exhibit a darker, purple-tinged hue. Called “fairy weed” because it looks as though it possesses magical properties, and it does(;
by littlebooblue July 29, 2021
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fairy killer

Someone who kills every positive belief positive people have about their world. They find something negative in everything you do, or consider to be exciting, beautiful, loving, caring ...
"It's a beautiful day today" ... a fairy killer will say ... really? What's beautiful about it? There is something seriously wrong with you ...
by Fairy Killer Victim March 24, 2018
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Fairy Crunch

A magical fairy who enjoys giving her teddy bear a load of BS.
Fairy Crunch: Hello, teddy.
Teddy: Hello fairy how are- OH MY GOD!
by Nico Usami June 9, 2011
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