Getting even

This is what one does to balance out any positive or negative gain of any kind.

Getting even:

Guy 1: you shouldn't get angry like that
Guy 2: I don't get angry I get even.

" You better wear a jacket or you'll get cold"

"I don't get cold, I get even"

"Can you get the milk out?"

"I don't get milk, I get even"

by Nathan the master of stupid July 24, 2018

even

Even
a person who is extremely kind, considerate, caring, loving, and overall just freaking attractive. Not only will they love you unconditionally but they will also bring extreme joy to your life. They will also be an amazing friend to anyone that they meet. They are amazing significant others. If you are lucky enough to have a Malin for your girlfriend, don't let her go. They are also great bakers. They will make you a million cupcakes just because they want to make you feel special.

"Oh my god Janet! Did you see that girl's dress? Like I can't even!"

by stian e så hoooot June 23, 2017

celebration evening

Quitting time, hometime; the workday's end and the evening following it, used for relaxation or leisure.

The concept originates from the German word Feierabend. Young German people use it in their daily conversations.

Now we are doing celebration evening! -- Let's call it a night!
Beautiful celebration evening! -- Have a nice evening!

by anonymous April 14, 2021

Evens

That nigga.

Evens is him, he that dude

by You got mail November 22, 2021

get even, or get even worse

Casino slang refers to a situation where a player has lost a significant amount of money while playing slots and, instead of simply leaving, decides that the better course of action is to go to the baccarat or blackjack table and wager the exact amount of their loss on a single hand. If the player wins, they "get even"; if they lose, they "get even worse." This concept was developed by the infamous Vegas Matt.

Well, we just lost $12,000 in ten minutes; it is time to play a hand of baccarat and 'get even, or get even worse'

by mr katz November 20, 2024

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I can’t even

Example one: Kari

Example two: Katrina

Kari in a bubble bath with a glass of wine talking about her (perfect) life to her sister: “I can’t even”.

Katrina lounging in front of her electric fire complaining about her coffee roasting business (also perfect life) to her sisters: “i can’t even!”.

by itsfinecuziloveyou June 6, 2025