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doplars afect

first discoverd by joe doplar after peeing at a bar. when you have a strong stream of urine and are going in a urinal the stream hits the wall of the urinal and sprays pee all over you hand making it seem like you have a short penis and you peed youre hand because of it
joe "you wont belive what just happend"

tim "what, what happend. DUDE did you piss on your hand! what a dumbass."

joe "NO! i was just taking a piss and the stream hit the back of the urinal and it sprayed all over my hand!"

tim "Ha sucks for you. what are you gonna call this phenomena?"

joe "im calling it the doplars afect!!"

tim "NICE"
by eh_rick_G May 12, 2009
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hundred dollar blunt

A blunt rolled up with crack in it.
Man, my crazy ass neighbor asked if I wanted to smoke a hundred dollar blunt with him, but I don't get down with the crack rock.
by NinjaPirate September 19, 2005
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$20 Dollar Hot Mouth

The additional act of fellatio performed at the end of a massage, typically costing around $20.00.

Also can be used to describe a slutty or promiscuous woman.
I went down to the rub and tug to get a massage and the massuse gave me a 20 dollar hot mouth!

That bitch is such a fuckin' skank. She fucks everyone in town....what a $20 Dollar Hot Mouth.
by Dr.Purell January 2, 2011
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Loler Dollar

A term used to express laughter, glee, or other merriment. Made by Mima in 2010. :I
"I can't open my pickle jar!" D:

"Loler dollar, fail." XD!
by Mima Mima! May 21, 2011
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Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals

When a New Yorker with puffy hair makes successful real estate deals only to fall flat on his face when it comes to hooking up with non-Brillo Pad girls.
Smitty makes Ninety Five Million Dollar Deals but instead of hooking up with a girl that is interested in him, he drives her back home at the end of the night.
by Go Mets December 6, 2006
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the sixty-four billion dollar question

The essence of the equation. The pertinent point. That which lies at the heart of the matter, adjusted for inflation.
Where the TARP money went is the sixty-four billion dollar question.
by maximo hudson February 4, 2009
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Workin' the Dollar Menu

Instructions:
1. Withdraw monies, requested all in singles.
2. Proceed to strip club, with money wad in hand
3. Enter.
4. Walk to front stage, grab front seat.
5. Proceed to: leisurely "distribute" said dollar bills in delivery method of choice for services well rendered

Place of Origin: Mons Venus - Tampa, FL
"Workin' The Dollar Menu"

Guy 1: Low on cash, don't think I can make it out to Mons Venus tonight.

Guy 2: "Dude, we're all on a budget. No lap dances tonight, we're just going to make them work for it off the dollar menu."

Guy 1: "That sounds terrible and degrading to women..."

Guy 2: How dare you, strippers are dead inside and have no feelings!
by Joe Boxer @UCF February 26, 2011
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