Derek Qian

One of the 2N's of all time

Derek Qian dropped condo in the block and read the wrong cp text.

by belarmmm November 3, 2022

Big Dick Derek

BDD or Big Dick Derek is a fellow with an enlarged penis, hence the name
Mainly Black, sometimes white. and in a few rare occurrences, Asian.

Closet gay: Yo you saw Derek in the YMCA shower the other day?
Pussy Catcher: Yeah, mans got a gigantic fucking cock
Closet gay: Agreed, mans a Big Dick Derek

by Dontbrushyourteethatworkgaybot January 31, 2022

Derek

He’s a bitch and a girl should be greatful not to have him......,he sucks

Have you seen Derek today, he looks stupid.

by MeepMeepl237 May 6, 2018

Derek

Salad muncher

Grant: what did Derek have for lunch today?
Alex: you know what he had, he’s a salad muncher

by luskithegoat22 July 17, 2023

Derek

He is nice, sweet, and funny is also so super cute

“ have you seen Derek today?”
“ Yeah he looks great”

by A€€¥123 January 15, 2021

Audrey and Derek

Established at 10:53 on April 3rd 2025 when it was realized Nobody could fuck as good as Derek and Audrey.

Guy: damn you see that new girl? I heard she fucks like Audrey.
Guy 2: no way. Nobody fucks like Audrey except Audrey. And trust me, that ain’t Audrey. Nobody fucks like Audrey and Derek.

by Taylor-Taylor April 3, 2025

Derek

Sexiest man alive to date

Derek is so hot-mason

by s\pensi November 13, 2022