Cotton Headed Ninny Dick

Taken from the christmas movie 'Elf'. A 'Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins was one of the lowest forms of insult, it's meant to cause offence. A term adapted to 21st century language.
by Jojo92 December 12, 2011
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Kansas City Cotton Factory

Its when the male ejaculates semen into the female's reproductive organ, normally known as the Vagina.
"How was your weekend"
"Dude best shit ever, she actually let me give her a Kansas City Cotton Factory"

(they do a jumping high five)
by sfhsu8g August 29, 2009
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Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Menstrual cycle, period, time of month

a phase of the menstrual cycle in which the uterine lining is shed
Woman: No fun tonight

Man: Why?

Woman: Because Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Man: :(, I guess I just use this sock instead
by KMT83 December 11, 2011
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Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

Emily Gagnon is such a "Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins"
by Jimbo Anvil February 17, 2011
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cotton headed ninny mugger

(Noun) Elf that is bad at making toys and or other elf qualities.
I can't make that many toys! Face it, I'm a cotton headed ninny mugger
by Sarah and Molly July 11, 2008
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cotton headed ninny muggins

A name that describes someone who isn't a good as others at certain things
I am a cotton headed ninny muggins when it comes to lacrosse
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Cotton-Eyed Joe

Jacks buddies asked him to go round for a BBQ and beers but he had to turn them down because he had a severe case of cotton-eyed joe.
by sinkking February 22, 2017
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